Some bitch thought it would be fun to put the Canolies in the freezer and then the fridge.

MY TEETH

FUUCK

  • conditioner bottle: pour dime sized amount into hand-
  • me: *pours $14.70 into hand*

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

stooperst0ned:

THAT SHOULD BE ME~~